Keep the Receipt

Work has always been Hell but without my best friend Inasia its just been completely unbearable. I literally have no one from the time I clock in to the time I clock out. I mean my other coworkers are cool buts its not the same.

So today...What do I do to fill the void?? I write.... on receipt paper! I'ma cashier, what you expect!? It's nothing great but I just thought I'd share it with you all.

I Chop trees by the water. Timber-lake, No Justin

Born killin da game. Yall niggas still adjusting

Leave rappin to yall!? fuck it, I aint Trusting!

How Ya Last name Tell'em but you cant tell me NOTHIN!

No Kanye but Id snatch ya mic

No Amber but Id snatch a dyke

Just wait till i get my money righttt

But for now gimme items and nigga ill ring it up

Ima cashier with low pay, please dont bring it up

Ima write a hook! Get a Blonde with a fat ass to sing it up

Oh wait, No Beyonce

My flow is Beyond say

Beyond Ye? Beyond Jay?

Nahhh Im just a stock guy

But when the bitches stop by

She keep an eye on me, gotta chick lookin cock-eyed

Am I in ya top 5?

Well i needa be!

A lyrical beast

Only thing is... I need a beat!

This aint a bubble gum rap, nigga i dont keep it sweet

Take us to da candy shop? Sure you from Jamaica, Queens?

No shots fired, well not nine

Yo Hov, who you worship cuz niggas is not blind!

Puttin those words together with those signs

Dont know who your God is but I know- he aint mine

Where you went wrong? Kanye left you with the right hook!

No Chris Brown- "Jesus Walks" will leave you type shook!

Claimin you the best!?! But you aint never seen my rhyme book!!

Lol... so I guess I sorta went in... huh?? It doesnt look as serious on the receipt paper. Ahh welp Keep the Receipt.

Disclaimer: This is what a cashier does when he is bored... No shots to SouljaBoy, 50, Kanye, Amber, Jay-Z, Beyonce, or Chris Brown

MY 2010... Thus Far.

I came in to 2010 with hope.

Hope for a new beginning...

Hope for a fresh start...

Hope for Change....

I wanted to erase the problems of 2009.

So how is it that I am not even 2 weeks into the new year and its already 10x worse than last year!?

Since the new year began Ive been searching frantically for money to go to school. Of course I was denied... denied... denied.... and.... denied again. I finally made it to a point with Sallie Mae where I am faxing over documents but with school starting next week... the discouragement level is at an all time high.

In late December I made a rash decision to get back together with my ex. We've been broken up since February. One night... a feeling came over me and I just went with it. Everything was fine at first.. but a few days ago she betrayed my trust. Her lie caused the relationship to end and erased whatever trust I had for her. Even though she betrayed me... I'm going to stay by her side and help her fix her situation but as a FRIEND. You don't turn your back on the people you love....

Then I receive the most devastating news of all; An Earthquake in Haiti! This would be a bad situation no matter where it happened...but Haiti!?! Now i have to add the fact that I have family members who I don't even know are dead or alive to my list of sorrows. I used to go to Haiti every single summer as a child. My Great Aunt was the only FAMILY (Relatives who are there for you) I had on my mothers side. All she wanted was for me to spend time with her. She just wanted to watch me grow because she knew my mother wouldn't be able to. Last time I saw her was about 2 years ago when she came to Long Island. She had me sit on her lap like I was the same 9 year old boy who was with her in Haiti. I knew I was too heavy for her... but she hid the pain with her smile. She gave me $1000 that day but she also gave me something WORTH a lot more...a hug. The last time I saw her in Haiti, she was living in Petionville. Its right outside of Port-Au-Prince and also a part of Haiti which was hit by the Earthquake. However... this lady switched houses like it was nothing. She's strong. She had to survive. I need her to survive..shes the only part of my Mother that I have left.

Amidst all the ignorance, I am so proud to see everyone come together and help provide Haiti with the aid that it needs. From CNN's intense news coverage to twitters trending topics, Haiti is finally getting the attention it deserves. I appreciate all the prayers and all the donations that were made. A lot were lost but a lot will also be saved.

I will leave off with positive news. I found myself a pen pal the other day. I think with all the new technology and internet capabilities we are losing touch with the simple pleasures in life. For example; Opening up a letter. I have something to look forward to now. One day I will open up the mailbox and I will find the smile that I lost in 2009.

True Life: I'm a Cashier

So I was searching through google images to find the perfect match of how i feel at work.

All I found were those typical cashier photos where the cashier is smiling and is all happy doing his job.

But we all KNOWWWW that is NEVERRR the case!!!

I always hated how cashiers were always rude and unfriendly to the customers...when I was on the purchasing end of the equation.

But as the saying goes "Before you can judge someone you must first spend a day working behind their register!"....or some shit like that!

There are so many negative aspects of being a cashier....As if minimum wage wasnt bad enough...

I could deal with making no money but I CANT tolerate the DISRESPECT!

When you are a cashier no one one respects you...Not your MANAGERS!....Not your CUSTOMERS!...Not even your fellow cashiers who have more experience! Shit I dont even get respect from Cashiers with less experience!!

MANAGERS- MAKE YOU DO WHAT THEY WANT, WHEN THEY WANT, HOW THEY WANT IT....they will pretend to listen and give a f*ck about what you have to say but they really don't! So i treat em da same!

CUSTOMERS- ACT LIKE THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT and choose to Belittle YOU because...they feel that "oh this nigga is a cashier he dont know shit!" --Well Correction "THIS NIGGA IS A College Junior who will one day be making more money den yo bitch ass! and will probably f*ck yo daughter when shes 20! :-D"

CO-Workers- think just because they have more experience that they are better than you!! You've been a cashier for 15 years and you think that's an accomplishment!?! F*ck ouTta here!

So that guy you see up there is me!! (except I'm slightly darker, smaller nose, nappier hair, no bow tie, use a touch screen register....ehhhh you get the fuckin point) But i put up a front and smile because I have made friends and those friends depend on me t come to work and make their miserable shifts a lot more enjoyable!

Am I a fucking clown!?!?!....Nope sometimes I'm a cashier!! sometimes I'm a student!! sometimes I'm @Swag101!!.....I AM STANLEY....ALL THE TIME!

SECOND by SECOND

I havent done this in such a long while...Lets see if I still remember how!

So i feel like crapp... im in such a shitty mood...that im inhaling feces n exhaling skid marks!

I hate venting to other people when things go wrong. Im usually the one who has to remain positive n provide laughter and light in times of bitter darkness.

I know that death is a part of life, the FINAL part...but its just so depressing knowing that you have no control over it. You're Always hearing stories of people getting shot and killed. It feels like its almost an inevitable fate. Its going to happen regardless of whether you accept it or not. It gets old after a while...just makes me wish that it would happen to me. I mean if it did than I would no longer have to hear of it happening to others. Also if it did I would once again be reuinted with my mother and my dog... Maybe its all for the best...No one on this Earth ever loved me as much as my dog did and I doubt no one ever will.


I know I have people here who WANT me around but I'm glad that there is no one who NEEDS me around. So if im forced to have to lose my life... the world will carry on without me the way it always did... SECOND by SECOND

College Dropout

Its about that time! The Fall Semester is around the corner! I can smell the education in the air! Too Bad that scent in the air is about as close as I'll get to being in a classroom!! I owe this school a lil bit of cash so in return they feel the need to ruin my life :D

(FYI This school uses this shot for everything!...It isnt all that pretty pass this point!)

Say Hello to St. John's University! Their slogan; "Will that be Cash or Charge!?"

I remember in High School how teachers would be really hard on the students! Of course in return students would get mad and dislike those teachers! One thing teachers from High School always reminded us.... "You should be grateful that we are on your case,its cause we care! Once you get to college niggas aint gonna give fuck about you!" (not exactly in those words but you get the point)

So time is ticking and I need $1500... I know its not even that much but like I said Their slogan; "Will that be Cash or Charge!?"

Well it looks like my only option is to... drop out of college...get in a near fatal car accident...get signed to a record label on the verge of splitting up...entitle my first album 'College Dropout'...have my first single be about the accident...and blow up from there... (but i cant help but feel like that life is already taken!! hmm maybe its just me??)

(Random: My dad found the College Dropout CD in my room and said... "You should make one to and call it High School Dropout cause thats what you're gonna be!"

Hopefully everything works out by 9/2 cuz i really wanna be in class!..Duane Reade money aint that poppin!! -_- ...Wish me luck!!

The Blog of Life

Lol i decided to ask my brother if he wanted to blog n he said yea(after explaining what 'blogging' was lol)

LOL i asked him what he wanted to call it and he said "The Blog Of Life!"...my nigga is deep!! hahaha

Here he goes...

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...Well dat pretty much sums up The Blog Of Life!...THis 5 yr old is too deep for actual words and I love it!!

Convo wit the Bro

Tony: "No one even cares about your birthday...Only I care...my mom doesnt even care!"

Me: "How do you know?"

Tony: "Cuz I asked her; 'Mom did you forget that it was Stanley's birthday?"

Me: "What she say??"

Tony: "She said 'i didnt forget...Im not gonna gethim anything..im only gonna get you
stuff"

....Ah Welppp its still my Birthdayy n at least my brother cares

He even got me a gift....

Tony: Stan I got you a birthday gift!!

Me: What is it??

Tony: Music!! *takes my ipod and puts one earpiece in my ear*

Me: Your gift to me is letting me listen to MY OWN ipod?? (lmfaoooooo) thanx best gift ever!!

Shoutouts to my LIL' Bro man...he definitely deserves his own shoutout!!!