True Life: I'm a Cashier

So I was searching through google images to find the perfect match of how i feel at work.

All I found were those typical cashier photos where the cashier is smiling and is all happy doing his job.

But we all KNOWWWW that is NEVERRR the case!!!

I always hated how cashiers were always rude and unfriendly to the customers...when I was on the purchasing end of the equation.

But as the saying goes "Before you can judge someone you must first spend a day working behind their register!"....or some shit like that!

There are so many negative aspects of being a cashier....As if minimum wage wasnt bad enough...

I could deal with making no money but I CANT tolerate the DISRESPECT!

When you are a cashier no one one respects you...Not your MANAGERS!....Not your CUSTOMERS!...Not even your fellow cashiers who have more experience! Shit I dont even get respect from Cashiers with less experience!!

MANAGERS- MAKE YOU DO WHAT THEY WANT, WHEN THEY WANT, HOW THEY WANT IT....they will pretend to listen and give a f*ck about what you have to say but they really don't! So i treat em da same!

CUSTOMERS- ACT LIKE THEY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT and choose to Belittle YOU because...they feel that "oh this nigga is a cashier he dont know shit!" --Well Correction "THIS NIGGA IS A College Junior who will one day be making more money den yo bitch ass! and will probably f*ck yo daughter when shes 20! :-D"

CO-Workers- think just because they have more experience that they are better than you!! You've been a cashier for 15 years and you think that's an accomplishment!?! F*ck ouTta here!

So that guy you see up there is me!! (except I'm slightly darker, smaller nose, nappier hair, no bow tie, use a touch screen register....ehhhh you get the fuckin point) But i put up a front and smile because I have made friends and those friends depend on me t come to work and make their miserable shifts a lot more enjoyable!

Am I a fucking clown!?!?!....Nope sometimes I'm a cashier!! sometimes I'm a student!! sometimes I'm @Swag101!!.....I AM STANLEY....ALL THE TIME!

SECOND by SECOND

I havent done this in such a long while...Lets see if I still remember how!

So i feel like crapp... im in such a shitty mood...that im inhaling feces n exhaling skid marks!

I hate venting to other people when things go wrong. Im usually the one who has to remain positive n provide laughter and light in times of bitter darkness.

I know that death is a part of life, the FINAL part...but its just so depressing knowing that you have no control over it. You're Always hearing stories of people getting shot and killed. It feels like its almost an inevitable fate. Its going to happen regardless of whether you accept it or not. It gets old after a while...just makes me wish that it would happen to me. I mean if it did than I would no longer have to hear of it happening to others. Also if it did I would once again be reuinted with my mother and my dog... Maybe its all for the best...No one on this Earth ever loved me as much as my dog did and I doubt no one ever will.


I know I have people here who WANT me around but I'm glad that there is no one who NEEDS me around. So if im forced to have to lose my life... the world will carry on without me the way it always did... SECOND by SECOND

College Dropout

Its about that time! The Fall Semester is around the corner! I can smell the education in the air! Too Bad that scent in the air is about as close as I'll get to being in a classroom!! I owe this school a lil bit of cash so in return they feel the need to ruin my life :D

(FYI This school uses this shot for everything!...It isnt all that pretty pass this point!)

Say Hello to St. John's University! Their slogan; "Will that be Cash or Charge!?"

I remember in High School how teachers would be really hard on the students! Of course in return students would get mad and dislike those teachers! One thing teachers from High School always reminded us.... "You should be grateful that we are on your case,its cause we care! Once you get to college niggas aint gonna give fuck about you!" (not exactly in those words but you get the point)

So time is ticking and I need $1500... I know its not even that much but like I said Their slogan; "Will that be Cash or Charge!?"

Well it looks like my only option is to... drop out of college...get in a near fatal car accident...get signed to a record label on the verge of splitting up...entitle my first album 'College Dropout'...have my first single be about the accident...and blow up from there... (but i cant help but feel like that life is already taken!! hmm maybe its just me??)

(Random: My dad found the College Dropout CD in my room and said... "You should make one to and call it High School Dropout cause thats what you're gonna be!"

Hopefully everything works out by 9/2 cuz i really wanna be in class!..Duane Reade money aint that poppin!! -_- ...Wish me luck!!

The Blog of Life

Lol i decided to ask my brother if he wanted to blog n he said yea(after explaining what 'blogging' was lol)

LOL i asked him what he wanted to call it and he said "The Blog Of Life!"...my nigga is deep!! hahaha

Here he goes...

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...Well dat pretty much sums up The Blog Of Life!...THis 5 yr old is too deep for actual words and I love it!!

Convo wit the Bro

Tony: "No one even cares about your birthday...Only I care...my mom doesnt even care!"

Me: "How do you know?"

Tony: "Cuz I asked her; 'Mom did you forget that it was Stanley's birthday?"

Me: "What she say??"

Tony: "She said 'i didnt forget...Im not gonna gethim anything..im only gonna get you
stuff"

....Ah Welppp its still my Birthdayy n at least my brother cares

He even got me a gift....

Tony: Stan I got you a birthday gift!!

Me: What is it??

Tony: Music!! *takes my ipod and puts one earpiece in my ear*

Me: Your gift to me is letting me listen to MY OWN ipod?? (lmfaoooooo) thanx best gift ever!!

Shoutouts to my LIL' Bro man...he definitely deserves his own shoutout!!!

Two Decades!

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY YUUUPPPPPPP

Now my dad hasnt told me "Happy Birthday" since i turned 14 n i thought this might be the year that changes but I guess not ahh welp....moving on...

N IM OFFICIALLY 20 YEARS OLD!!....IM GONNA MISS 19 THO...A LOT OF GOOD TIMES!!

HAD A good BIRTHDAY WEEKEND!! GOT NICE LOL, PARTIED, CHILLED, BOWLED, ATE, LOL FUNNY ASS E-CARDS HAHA N A TOUCHING ONE...

GOT SOME UNEXPECTED AND EXPECTED PHONE CALLS FROM SOME IMPORTANT PPL IN MY LIFE...

LOL MAD LUV FROM DA TWIT-FAM N FACEBOOK LOVE...

SPECIAL THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR EVERYTHING (LOL NOTICE HOW I AVOIDED SHOUTIN OUT INDIVIDUAL PPL BY NAME SO NIGGAS WONT GET TIGHT IF I LEAVE EM OUT LOL)

THE PEOPLE WHO I LOVE KNOW WHO THEY ARE!! AHHH EFF IT SHOUTOUTS TO BEE, PHEEBS, CHRISTU, LADYBUG, INIZZLE, JEFF, KAWME, AND NASIA! AND MY CUZZO ANDY!! (AND EVERYONEEE ELSE... :))

Drunk Tweetin

Okay so today is officially my last day as a teenager!!
So my cuzzo took me out last night wit him n his co-workers(crazy ass starbucks niggas) lmaoo n he made it his mission to get me fucked up!! n dis was his ammunition...

Now I still dont believe I was drunk but twitter.com may prove otherwise...lets review these tweets n try to decipher lol

Tweet-1
Haha big gad aunt even telli joked but its funny as hrlllll lmaooooo

Translation-1
Haha niggas aint even tellin jokes but its funny as hellll lmaooooo


Tweet-2
Lol I'm tight my four ruin niggas is bout to go bowlin tucked up n dhitt ha wr gon wake up in ds hospital lol

Translation-2
(Honestly I cant figure dis shit out my damn self!!)


Tweet-3
Lol why da rock fs ground movin?? Haha I got ta get my shot together lol

Translation-3
Lol why da fuck da ground movin?? Haha I gotta get my shit together lol


Tweet-4
Lol niggas I'd walkin in da street n poles are poppin y outta nowhetr like what the duck yo

Translation-4
Lol niggas is walkin In da street n poles are poppin up outta nowhere like what the fuck yo


Tweet-5
My nigga my gone bout to die so how we gone link up??

Translation-5
My nigga my fone bout to die so how we gonna link up?? (now dis 1 aint that bad except for the fact dat it was suppose to be a text message n not a tweet lmaoo)


Tweet-6
Ok dis prolly my last twrrt of da night..shoutouts to ky vuziin for takin me out got fa bday...dis shot is too poppin..@aintthatabee muahhhh

Translation 6
HAPPY MOTHER EFFIN BIRTHDAYYYY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

"Make Her Say"-Swag Verse

Kanye(kAWME) Cudi(Stan) Common(Jeff)

She said she want whatever she like
Bitch u better bring your friend
We could have a hell of a night,
through the day
Damn chick,
ya thighs are thick!!
You want some Dick??
I'll make it quick!!
Get ya nut off
Brush the dust off
Ya shoulder
Move Over
Ya girl gettin colder
Im 19 but 26 is wat i told her
Dick so hard, call it a boulder
Bitch u brave!! but Im a bit bolder!!
Das Bravery
Tie Yall up like slavery
Na not chivalry, dat shit been dead!
On ya knees tastin me, Ohh Good Head!
Oh shit!! Dere it go! How it taste??
Call my niggas up n tell em i just poked-her-face!!

(I figured my verse would go a lil something like that if I had a part) lol

Good Luck Charm

She said I'm her Good Luck Charm

Had me cheesin'

I wanna wrap her around my Arm

For a reason!

You consider me good luck?

I consider myself Blessed

By Cupids arrow, I've been struck

But I had an "S" on my chest

I was like Superman!

Heart of flames, Couldnt freeze

Til I met my Kryptonite

You Made me weak in the knees

You lifted me up from the ground

Now we stand tall together

A new bond is what I have found

Hope it lasts forever

She said I'm her Good Luck Charm

Had me cheesin'

She holds my heart in her palm

For a reason!

Lol 20 lines...its divisble by 5...so i suppose itll do!!

Shoutouts to my best friend Fobayyyy

"Let Em Fight!! Let Em Fight!"

Haha!! My First Blog!!!

What it is folk??

So my parents are in the room arguing. My dad is a little bitch. Hes in there arguing with my step mom because she missed his call!!

"Why didn't you call me back???"

LMAO she ain't wanna talk to yo black ass, das why!! N my step-mom is in there trying to flip the script on the nigga!!

"It rang once and you hung up!! How dare you only let it ring once??"

Lol i love when those two argue!! Dat shit is like MUSIC to my Ears!! Cuz when dere yelling at each other dey become too busy to yell at me!!

Although I find it amusing, I sometimes wonder how it will negatively impact my little brother!

He jus walked in my room on sum "If you guys are fighting, Im gonna leave this house!!" But now hes back in their room watchin Hillary Clinton on TV n laughin at her "HAHA OBAMA BEAT YOU!!"...dis guy stays upset for a maximum of 12 seconds!! Like wth??

But yea like BABS says "LET EM FIGHT!! LET EM FIGHT!!"