Drunk Tweetin

Okay so today is officially my last day as a teenager!!
So my cuzzo took me out last night wit him n his co-workers(crazy ass starbucks niggas) lmaoo n he made it his mission to get me fucked up!! n dis was his ammunition...

Now I still dont believe I was drunk but twitter.com may prove otherwise...lets review these tweets n try to decipher lol

Tweet-1
Haha big gad aunt even telli joked but its funny as hrlllll lmaooooo

Translation-1
Haha niggas aint even tellin jokes but its funny as hellll lmaooooo


Tweet-2
Lol I'm tight my four ruin niggas is bout to go bowlin tucked up n dhitt ha wr gon wake up in ds hospital lol

Translation-2
(Honestly I cant figure dis shit out my damn self!!)


Tweet-3
Lol why da rock fs ground movin?? Haha I got ta get my shot together lol

Translation-3
Lol why da fuck da ground movin?? Haha I gotta get my shit together lol


Tweet-4
Lol niggas I'd walkin in da street n poles are poppin y outta nowhetr like what the duck yo

Translation-4
Lol niggas is walkin In da street n poles are poppin up outta nowhere like what the fuck yo


Tweet-5
My nigga my gone bout to die so how we gone link up??

Translation-5
My nigga my fone bout to die so how we gonna link up?? (now dis 1 aint that bad except for the fact dat it was suppose to be a text message n not a tweet lmaoo)


Tweet-6
Ok dis prolly my last twrrt of da night..shoutouts to ky vuziin for takin me out got fa bday...dis shot is too poppin..@aintthatabee muahhhh

Translation 6
HAPPY MOTHER EFFIN BIRTHDAYYYY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!